Well, I Asked For It.

Sure enough, I'm getting ragged on for having a ponytail fetish. I don't know why. It's only in cartoons, anyway. Normal guy hair looks kind of bland when drawn, while ponytails can look all spiffy. Whereas in real life, guys with ponytails are invariably creepy/icky/weird.

Why, just compare Mike McCormick, professor of the Emory Dept. of Chemistry and evil ruler of the orgo labs, with Riff from Sluggy Freelance, and see the difference.