News From the Land of Bad Soft Rock

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
Did you? Did you really? Well, just in case, I'll have this radio station repeat it for you a few hundred times a week. Sooner or later it's bound to sink in.

*Sigh.* At least at 4PM my cubicle empties out, and I can turn on iTunes. In the meantime, however, do you have any idea how many times Stevie Wonder modulates in "I Just Called to Say I Love You"? Do you? We're talking "Seasons in the Sun" levels, here.