Hell? Yes.
Artificial Orange Flavoring, Sketchbook Grades, Online Assignments Due By Midnight, Group projects.
Circle I Limbo
Minute Maid Orange Juice In Plastic Bottles, Lima Beans, Atlanta City Planning
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
UT-Knoxville Tournaments, The "Can You Hear Me Now?" Guy, Aramark foods.
Circle III Drizzle, Cold, Hail & Snow
Outlook Express, Tossup Lead-ins of the Form "It's Not ____, But...", GenChem Lab, People With Cell Phones Set To Loud and Obnoxious Rings
Circle IV Rolling Weights
All Magazines Aimed at Thirteen Year Old Girls, Learnlink Crashes, Bands of Roving Pre-Meds, People Who Pull Fire Alarms at 3AM, People Who Talk Loudly During Movies
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Social Darwinists, My Physics Professor, Synthesis Problems
Circle VI Buried for Eternity (Preferably With an Unlimited Supply of Hungry Chiggers)
River Phlegyas
Creepy Quizbowl Guys, New Age Medicine
Circle VII Burning Sands
Organic Chemistry, J.T. Fetter
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Vocal Creationists, John Ashcroft
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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