Monday, September 22, 2003

Hell? Yes.

Artificial Orange Flavoring, Sketchbook Grades, Online Assignments Due By Midnight, Group projects.
Circle I Limbo

Minute Maid Orange Juice In Plastic Bottles, Lima Beans, Atlanta City Planning
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

UT-Knoxville Tournaments, The "Can You Hear Me Now?" Guy, Aramark foods.
Circle III Drizzle, Cold, Hail & Snow

Outlook Express, Tossup Lead-ins of the Form "It's Not ____, But...", GenChem Lab, People With Cell Phones Set To Loud and Obnoxious Rings
Circle IV Rolling Weights

All Magazines Aimed at Thirteen Year Old Girls, Learnlink Crashes, Bands of Roving Pre-Meds, People Who Pull Fire Alarms at 3AM, People Who Talk Loudly During Movies
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Social Darwinists, My Physics Professor, Synthesis Problems
Circle VI Buried for Eternity (Preferably With an Unlimited Supply of Hungry Chiggers)

River Phlegyas

Creepy Quizbowl Guys, New Age Medicine
Circle VII Burning Sands

Organic Chemistry, J.T. Fetter
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Vocal Creationists, John Ashcroft
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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