Forgive Me, Father, For I Have Sinned

I have had unclean thoughts about Michael Stipe.

Yes, I know he's bald and not particularly cute, and also oh so very uninterested in 20 year old females. But... but... At My Most Beautiful. And E-Bow the Letter, Bad Day, Finest Worksong, Animal, Nightswimming, So Fast So Numb, Man on the Moon, She Just Wants to Be, Gardening at Night, Walk Unafraid, Imitation of Life, Electrolite, The End of the World As We Know It . . .

Mm, yes. I feel fine.