Signs Your Unconscious Hates You:

You have a dream based entirely around the premise that you're stuck in an old house with a dozen other people, and any bad thing that anyone thinks of, even just a passing notion, immediately starts to come true.

Seriously, this has to be the worst thing I've woken up from in a long time. It was like the "whatever you do, don't think of pink elephants" example, but with sharp, pointy objects. Ugh. It's a good thing Jake was, as usual, awake at 6AM my time, and relatively patient with my mumbled paranoia.