On The Bulletin Board Behind This Computer

There is an 8.5 x 11 flier, in black and white, with a picture of what looks like a cheese and tomato omelette on a plate. Text:

"Missing: Breakfast Omelette
- Last seen: Kitchen, 8:00AM
- Adorned with a cherry-tomato garnish
- Answers to 'Snowball'"

And that's my thought for the day. Now, off to self-defense, where I can take out my frustration with this week on a small, helpless little punching glove.