Overheard In Self-Defense

Girl 1: "...and we're, like, having spaghetti squash..."
Girl 2: "You mean, like, squash with spaghetti?"
Girl 1: "No, spaghetti squash. It's like, squash, but you, like, open it up, and like, inside, it's like spaghetti."
Girl 2: "I don't know, like, how to respond to that."