What They Talk About: The Revenge

Laura: But I was too lazy to remove the socks between the wall and my mattress.
Jake: You have socks between your wall and the mattress?
Laura: Yes.
Jake: Why is that?
Laura: Well, they congregate there.
Jake: Do they?
Laura: Yes. They have little conventions.
Jake: Do they wear little nametags?
Laura: They do. But they all say "Hello, My Name is Sock," so it doesn't help much.