Forget About Your Worries And Your Strife

Though living with a self-avowed inherently lazy Jake does have its downsides, I must confess I eeke out a certain pleasure having to remind my gamer of the bare necessities of living. For anyone in a similar situation, I recommend the use of simple, understandable terms. Today's lesson, for instance, was entitled "Trash Bags Do Not Respawn."

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