The Five-Finger Exploding Heart Technique - Part of This Nutritious Breakfast!



So, in class the other day, our Tai Chi grandmaster started going off about about Westerners coming up with surface-level martial arts forms, in particular a style he called "tofu tai chi." He's hard to understand anyway, but he got very emotional about this, and was almost indecipherable for a bit, until he looked up at us and, in crisp staccatto tones, said "You know this guy, this Beta Carotene guy? He the one who started it all. You know him? Kung Fu?"

I was the first to figure out his mispronunciation, and could not stop giggling.