And It Opened Up My Eyes

Recently, an otherwise unremarkable Greek pizza place up the street from us acquired a new electronic billboard. This happened probably two months ago, and while not exactly a welcome addition to the morning commute, I don't think Jake or I had been paying it much notice. Lately though, the messages have become . . . well, almost trippy. First it was holiday-related: "Halloween is here! / Pizzawolves are howling / Witches love pizza / Goblins gobble it up!," But now this week it's flashing "Your therapist prescribes pizza / Subliminal message: / !azzip tnaw uoY"

Just damn strange, that.

Update: Either I didn't notice yesterday, or they've added more, because today when I drove by, it informed me that "Zeus says: pizza is music for your mouth! / "And she's buying a stairway to . . . PIZZA!"

Just thought you all should share in the cringing.